ajd's definitions

townie

(the following definition refers to an Owen Sound townie).

an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.

after purchasing their ski-doo jackets, billy and his friends inherently became townies for life.

by ajd August 30, 2004

UL's Drop Off

a once annual event orchestrated by a group of adolecences in which random artifacts or "junk" is collected prior to 'Goods-Exchange Day' and discarded on a fellow classmate's lawn known as UL. ensued by much laughter and boisterous behaviour.

man, did we ever hit UL with the drop- off this year!

by ajd August 30, 2004

UL

the manner in which the name 'Neil' is spelled in a haphazard and bedraggled fashion, esp. on a chalkboard.

(student reading chalkboard): UL? who the fuck is UL?

by ajd August 30, 2004

g-ross

a seemingly rural style in the pronounciation of the adjective "gross" in which the letter G is pronounced seperate from the rest of the word.

pronounced: GEE-rohs

i don't care if it's cherry, that pie is g-ross.

by ajd August 30, 2004

Owen Sound

Small Ontario city located on the shores of Georgian Bay, within the 'elephants ass' of the province (see map). Known to locales as the beer capital of Grey-Bruce county's, its populous of townie folk, older model cars, and several quite dirty, yet highly entertaining bars/clubs (eg. the Harb, Brothers, Jason's). Outsiders may be familar with the area due in part to the annual summerfolk festival, variety of fishing derby's, and ontario's largest outdoor christmas light's festival.

Also known as:
- O.S.
- The O-dot
- The Sound
- The Ass
- many others

good times had by all in owen sound

by ajd August 29, 2004

HNIOS

a local rendition of CBCs HINC (Hockey Night in Canada), standing for Hockey Night in Owen Sound.

J.H. hosts the best HNIOS games in the city

by ajd August 29, 2004

POJ

accronym of Piss On Jeans. This usually occurs as one stands much to close to a wall, fence or any flat surface when urinating, causing inherent 'splash-back'. most likely to occur when seeking relief' after/during a night of heavy drinking when one is in a state of inebriation.

dude, you just POJ'd it on the TD Bank building...shit.

by ajd August 29, 2004