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Toronto nigger

A knowledgable, well-cultured black person usually involved in accounting or law and abhors rap.
"Abnor is the biggest Toronto nigger."
"I no I can tell by his name."
by Antonio January 16, 2005
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Tooning

Actively searching for music of the electronic nature.
I was tooning last night and found this (insert choon)!
by Kensf September 24, 2011
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Tornillo High School

A school full of low IQ students that think they’re the shit knowing that Fabens is way better than them.
Tornillo High School: 2+2

Also Tornillo High School: =5
by Puro Perico Artesanal_90 March 12, 2019
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Torontonian

Someone who was born and raised (not always) but most importantly lives in Toronto, Canada

The whiniest, bitchiest people in Canada. A Torontonian's main means of entertainment is bitching, usually in the letters to the editor section of the Toronto Star, about how the government isn't spending enough money on X or should be accountable for Y.
Your typical Torontonian is very opposed to firearm ownership and use, and supports the strictest of firearm regulation laws. Same goes for owning and breeding Pitbulls.

These phobias are based on what moms talk about in the schoolyard while picking up their kids, rather than actual fact.
Toronoto has the highest concentration of soccer moms in the country, a figure which is rising rapidly with the popularity of Call of Duty (which an increasing number of parents believe is polluting our society) and the Toronto FC.
What a stunning message to the women of this country when one adds this refusal to attend the Washington women’s health summit to the string of insults we have experienced over his “reign.” He doesn’t even have the grace to reply to the invitation, reportedly. It speaks volumes.

If nothing else, the rest of the world will understand that we women in Canada are facing a real battle as we detail the way the issues that are essential to women here and everywhere have been belittled and are of no importance to this PM and his government, except as a strategy to gain that Golden Fleece called a “majority.”

It’s understandable that Harper wouldn’t go to the Washington women’s health summit, aptly entitled “We Deliver.” He can’t and apparently it’s an issue for him. How else to explain?

- A typical torontonian scrutinizing Politician's every move. Chances are, that if Harper did attend this thing, she would have still found something to complain about.
by CRUNKAINTDEAD June 12, 2010
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Toronto

Toronto is world famous for trying too hard to become New York City. Toronto tries and tries to imitate New York while New Yorkers laugh at the sad attempt. The street of Toronto are riddled with drug infested prostitutes and is know to be Aids capital of Canada. Because of Toronto's inferiority complex and insecurities, they had to add a rod on top of the CN tower to make up for what they lack.

Toronto is also famous for their jealousy of the city of Vancouver B.C. Their insecurities and jealousy stem from the fact that Torontonian women look like trannies and have huge dicks, Torontonian men have pencil dicks and have incestuous desires.

The world knows and have voted Vancouver as the Best city in Canada multiple times while they vote Toronto as a underachieving city of retarded monkey's.

Toronto is home of the Toronto Maple Laughs, an ECHL hockey team.

Get over it Torontonians, your city will never come close to Vancouver or Montreal so stop crying and self promoting. Your insecurities are what makes Toronto the most gay friendly city in Canada, women don't like insecure boys.
Toronto Vancouver Montreal Canada Edmonton hockey insecure jealous t.o Ontario maple leafs echl Calgary Quebec 2010 Olympics winter snow school board capital worst fugly drug gang prostitute nhl black cn tower raptors retards incest losers worst east coast brian burke summer shit tossed salad vagina pussies shat windsor brampton hamilton laughs laffs tornto
by Toronto Pussies October 11, 2009
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toronto

the greatest city in all of Canada. we torontonians take a lot of shit because its so awesome, mostly from uneducated, hick, raciest motherfuckers from alberta and london. we have a little of every race in our city and if u dont like u can suck a hard one. mofos say that we got too much crime and drugs and shit but u know what its better than being a bunch of farmers with small dicks
yo lets go to toronto its the best city in canada
by Bigg Boie January 2, 2011
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Toronto

Canada's largest city (in population) and financial centre. Fifth largest city in N. America behind, Mexico City, New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. The most diverse city on the planet, where more than 40% of the population is born outside Canada. A world class city, often known for its global meet-ups, concerts and film shoots. Many companies, organizations are located within the city.

The city recievs large amounts of criticism from other parts of the city.

1. "Crime ridden": Basically, same problem as New York. It has very low crimes rates, yet it is critisized for high crime rates? Maybe these "other cities" can just keep dreaming and buy a computer and go the Canada Statistics website and find out who actually does have high crime rates *cough* you *cough*.
2. Pollution: Yeah, and your perfect star land where someone would faint as someone else slowly breathes out carbon dioxide.
3. "Ignorant": Do you know any city/town/village in central BC? Do you know any city/town/village in Northern Quebec? Guess not. Do I know the city opposite to me within in my province? Yes, Thunder Bay or Fort Severn, go figure.
4. "Not world class": Then what is? Why is Sydney, Australia world class? They certainly have less diversity and population (no offence it is an ideal city) and yet we don't have the things to match? Pathetic. Also, San Francisco is rated world class, Toronto has 10x the population, more diversity and their ticket to fame was the Bay Bridge, so we decided to use the CN Tower.
If Toronto were a seperate province, Quebec would be biggest, Ontario would be second and Toronto would come third.
by Some1tobe November 9, 2006
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