Tomcat

"Tomcat" or "tom cat" refers to a male cat, usually an outdoor or stray cat.

A tomcat is a cat with large puffy cheeks, mostly made up of scar tissue. They are fighting cats, hence the scarred face.

Most (but not all) tomcats are infected with FIV, feline immunodeficiency virus. FIV is sometimes referred to as fighting cat disease. Which is transmitted through bodily fluid (ie. saliva or blood)

Did you see that tomcat? His cheeks were all puffy, so cute!

Don't bring home though, he probably has FIV

by VetAssistant October 13, 2014

dick torch

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.

Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

olympic torch

Someone who never goes out. The opposite to someone who is HardCore (you know the score).

Jeremiah: "Anyone asked if Zachery's out tonight."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."

by The Beacon September 1, 2006

Torag's Hammers

Torag's Hammers are a pair of hammers that you use as a weapon in Runescape.
Often shortened to Torag's Hams.

I equiped my Torag's Hammers to kill some guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

Tomcat

A variation on the sack tuck/no-dick trick, but facing the opposite way so the penis tip and testicles are seen below the anus. It resembles how a male cat looks from the posterior.

Locker room Dude says "Aww man, Ronnie was facing the other way in the shower and pissed all over my legs!"

Homeboy responds "You have to be careful, he likes to tomcat."

Locker room Dude says "Aww man, Ronnie was facing the other way in the shower and pissed all over my legs!"

Homeboy responds "He always does the tomcat in the shower."

by youngbunz September 12, 2013

Torakatork sauce

in crude layman's terms ...it is a cannabinoid made up of the spleen of a raging donkey, seven chunks of gunshot wounds, the deadly poisonous giraffes of tijuana, and teh evilest sri lankan monkeys to ever roam the eastern seaboard. the result is that when you sip it, your mind is exploding with joy and...highness to the point that god himself will roll on down and exclaim your amazing blunttasticness

...i wonder if the moon has people made of torakatork sauce?

by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004

torch

v. a slang term for a 'flasher', a term for a male, normally heavily overweight, who gets his penis out on a webcam. This genous is also prone to drum-banging and stalking. He is known to often comment on spending time with his 'bestests'. A definite indication of torchism is a delusion of a physical similarity to Daniel Beddingfield.

penis ant-eater shaped appendage commonly found on the torch genous

by Jeez-o-thats-swell October 29, 2009