Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut

“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”

by NightMan420 February 26, 2021

V-Weiner

The girl princess part

Don't talk to Sally she has a freakin nasty V-Weiner!

by pr00bing February 17, 2019

weiner man

a funny weird man

Woah have you met Robert he's a total Weiner man

by Yeahok April 11, 2022