thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles
Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.
by Dan October 17, 2003
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thighs out

Of a female hottie or thot, the public exposement of a girl’s naked thighs, a gesture that a girl would make to call out to boys that she wants to be fucked hard, and now.
“Sky’s out, Thighs out,” Loren said, and wiggled her naked booty on Fred’s crotch. She was clearly asking him to fuck her later that night.
by JacobLeonard20 October 02, 2019
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thigh cunt

a hole in the thigh, resembling or similar to a vagina or other useable orifice.
She had surgery, and the incision in her leg was so deep, it was a thigh cunt.
by thigh cunt January 23, 2013
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cold thighs

When a girl says she will have sex with you but then either runs away or leaves waiting on the bed. Like when a girl about to get married has cold feet
guy 1: Dude, last night Jenny had cold thighs and just left me waiting there!

guy 2: that sucks bro same thing happened to me last week.
by iwanthecrazymexican December 01, 2010
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Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh
Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh
by Chris Melia July 24, 2007
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thunder thighs

An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap.
This term has been used mistakenly to myself.

I had a horrible bicycle accident when I was young and my right thigh was ripped open, even though they stitched it with 16 stitches, I still feel pain more than 10 years later.

This part they stitched isn't flat like the rest of my thigh so it tends to rub against my other thigh and because this accident made it hard for me to be active, yes I am a big guy - not a fat guy, my legs are more muscle than fat, I can bike my 280 body up a vertical hill on a 1 speed freestyler (sometimes I can't do it though..my right leg goes completly numb) well thats why I am not offended, because I am not the one your joke is even ment to be aimed at.

"John had a terrible accident, and now years later some few jealous - ex girlfriend co-workers are calling him 'thunder thighs', which is mistakenly used and is way out of context.. John thinks they should go F$!$#@ themselves!"
by John.Haynes February 24, 2008
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slippery thighs

Most popular in prison these days, slippery thighs has become the act of repressed homosexual desires unleashed. the two partners make love to each others thighs while sticking the feet of one another in front of the others face, this is done with a great deal of spit and or sweat.
3rd base prison rape,slippery thighs
by brandrip February 29, 2012
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