Pick on palmer day

A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.

Oh what is today pick on palmer day

by Unbustednut April 19, 2025

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer

He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

Palmer

Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.

I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.

by Biscuit601 November 21, 2021

Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025

Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.

I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.

by Ajit The Cheat Pai May 6, 2018

Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.

to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people

by A Palmered person November 18, 2023