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Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.
Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.
by smbs82 July 8, 2010
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Corking

Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.
I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
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The Cork Popper Of Earl

When eye piece tensions run too high and sexual tendencies become abundant. Corks rain down from the metaforical and the caps spring into action. When the bells ring and sing Mason lullabies the woman cant resist a serton type of man.
"When Aubrey is trolling the cocks are always raining, The Cork Popper Of Earl is working."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019
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Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.
The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.
by dimametahnet October 9, 2019
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The Cork

When you take a fat girthy solid shit. Immediately after the solid shit, liquid explosive diarrhea comes out. Resembling popping the cork on a bottle of champagne, except with ones anus and fecal matter.
Be careful! I just released The Cork in that bathroom, the toilet bowl is a mess now!
by Weena Chong July 5, 2022
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Cork Stopper

Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.
"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."
by Supaphly October 28, 2013
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