Attenuation of the Taint

1. An enhanced interrogation technique, notoriously employed at the abu-Ghraib prison, involving the pulling of the scrotum and anal cavity in opposite directions, with the goal of inflicting pain to a suspect's crotch region. Unlike with typical torture methods, any information obtained through this practice will be admissible in a criminal proceeding, as it is as an exception to the "fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine".

2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.

For determining attenuation of the taint, see People v. Thomas (1980) 112 Cal.App.3d 980, 986 (observing that “what constitutes ‘exploitation’ on the one hand and what fact or facts will lead a court to say that the taint has become attenuated, cannot be determined by pressing a button: the answer depends on reason and precedent.”)

by filthy_kozinski January 18, 2010

taint farmer

Someone who has such a nasty front butt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint.

"Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."

by Jassbum April 9, 2008

devils taint

Hotter than any other thing

Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)

by cak 420 February 24, 2010

slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.

Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint

by John Denson April 22, 2011

jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).

George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.

by Preteranimus June 2, 2010

Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009