startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

by angry mafia May 5, 2009

starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.

Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.

by LaDeena March 2, 2010

smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.

I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.

by JdSilentio September 24, 2011

Starghbucks

Starbucks: from the original name of the coffee company and coffeehouse chain, Starbucks.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Starghbucks: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Starbucks.

"Starghbucks!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 17, 2013

starter rope

A tampon string.

That cheerleader did a high-kick, and you could see her starter rope.

by arcola dave November 4, 2013

Starterita

The first margarita of the day, usually used in conjunction with "Boozcycling."

"Guys, let's grab a Starterita to kick things off before we hit the next bar."

by byke4lyfe April 20, 2015

Starshook

Like star struck but better and more shook

I am starshook when I see a celebrity

by Yolkbomb August 18, 2017