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Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 1, 2025
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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025
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Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.
I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).
by ZHoff May 25, 2012
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sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends
I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump
by snigger67 July 24, 2017
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The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.
Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..
by MAH007 February 22, 2022
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The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022
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