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splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
by nilya February 18, 2007
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purple headed yogurt slinger

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.
by Krackershaft November 28, 2002
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sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.
Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.
by Richard Black April 12, 2005
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Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off
Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.
by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010
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Sphincter Face

One who has a face that should be in the backside of thier pants.
hey look at that sphincter face, he shouldn't be allowed in public like this.
by Jason And Kim September 11, 2003
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tit slinger

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.
Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.
by old lang guy September 18, 2008
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cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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