It socks

It's not good. It's Bad. It stinks.

Often confused with the expression 'it sucks', as the pronunciation gives 'sox' or 'sax'.
The people who make this confusion are terribly obstinate and don't want to recognize it, but they're wrong and they should accept it !
For information, the most obstinate person actually known is named Sarra. If she reads this, she should apologize and be very very nice with the people who were right !

wooo, your answering machine socks !!! Oh really, it socks !!!

by thibault May 22, 2007

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007

socksoiler

The practice of wanking into a sock and so not having all that man fat over yourself or the bed. Just discard sock roll over and fart. Leaving wife/mother to wonder just what you've stood in to cause such crispy socks.

That BNM is a socksoiler when he can't get a sheep. As practiced frequently on thegoldenrivet!

by The real BXC January 15, 2008

spockslap

when you slap someone with your hand in the shape of the spock sign

that kid was total nerd he derserved a spockslap

by andrew minor January 1, 2009

dirt socks

Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.

Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks

by shangvshanger April 4, 2008

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 22, 2015