Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Shlooper

A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife

Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to

by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023

Shlormph

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

by JommyBob June 27, 2023

schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023

Shtorpin

The feeling you get when you feel that everyone is shorter than they actually are.

I don't know what it is, I guess i just feel Shtorpin.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression used to define a lazy, and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression to address a lazy and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023