serbiansexual

when ur only attracted to serbian men

hey, man im serbiansexual- i wanna be fucked only by serbian man,

by nznzn December 2, 2022

Serbian Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game which emerged in 1990s Serbia, repopularized by TikTok and Instagram.

The driver is challenged to drive a certain distance on a busy road or highway in the opposite direction of traffic, as fast as they can. At night, the driver is additionally challenged to drive with no lights on.

Damn, I missed my turn!
-Well, I hope you like Serbian Roulette.

by sremacc September 4, 2023

Serbian Flex

Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.

- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...

by Aurelica October 9, 2023

Fo seri

A term often used in chat or text speak meaning "for serious". The opposite of jk.

he rlly met the pres, fo seri.

by person12345678900987654321 February 16, 2010

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 1, 2018

Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)

An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.

Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."

Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"

Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"

the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:

"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."

"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"

"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"

-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-

by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009

Serbia

A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them

Friend: Serbia is shit!
Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!

by #ZaDom May 15, 2017