Selfie

Masturbatory yourself

going to go have a selfie

by That person with a user name December 24, 2020

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 2, 2022

struggle selfie

When your front camera doesn't work so you have to take pictures with the back end camera not knowing what you look like until after the picture is taken.

Ted: My phone can no longer take pictures using the front camera. I'll just use the back camera and position it right to take this selfie.
Joanne: Stop taking struggle selfies

by everydayimstruggling December 9, 2013

boy selfie

that awesome selfie boys take with a close up on their beautiful eyes and they are usually seen with really nice hair or wearing a beanie

holy shit this guy took an amazing boy selfie look at it

by dxfcgvjnlkjhjsakhfkjashskjhdkj December 19, 2013

sneaky selfie

When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.

"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"

"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.

by TheWrench January 5, 2014

poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)

Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA

by Michael knows December 14, 2014

hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

by Snap Captor January 22, 2016