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a place where they give you just enough work to make you lose your social life but JUST not enough work to have depression eating away your soul. And when you’re at the point of going insane, they give you vacation so the whole process can start all over again a week later.
mom: whats wrong timmy?
kid: school
mom: ooh don't worry vacation starts in just a month
kid: kill me
by this is an original name June 25, 2016
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A secret JUVENILE PRISON for children and teenagers also a place of Homework and torture
POLICE OFFICER: Do you have any juvenile record
BOY: yes
POLICE OFFICER: how long
BOY: 13 years of school
POLICE OFFICER: Oh shit me to
by A-Tech Productions August 8, 2016
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the place im sitting in right now as im typing this
im in school. kill ne
by dogsarenice August 23, 2016
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School... is another word for hell. Hell is probably better tbh.
"I have just left to hell.."- Me
''What?"-Mom
"Wait, what? All i said was, 'I have just left to school'!
by cdfhjjhbhjvgkcutkilyvkhb October 13, 2016
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the graveyard we students or the walking dead walk among for the majority of our lifes.
for anyone going into a school just remember there is no turning back. i've tried but those darned parents force your education on useless junk that seriously my parents don't even understand and they've made it fine in life without that knowledge.
my friends and i prepare to walk into the entrance of hell i mean school.
by haniepercy October 29, 2015
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A happy-sounding term for prison.

Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.

The bathrooms are never clean.

The classes are always too long.

Fights and bullying are always there.

If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.

School staff actually monitor what you put online.

Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.

The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
"How do you not know who Queen are?"
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
by kpoplovekpoplife November 9, 2015
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School: Several crappy hours of our lives.
by iMinty November 18, 2015
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