Schmedge

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.

Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!

by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016

Schmader

A stank bitch who has no clit, trafficks Mexican drug mules and drinks too much.

"Her clit was so crusty, it fell off and she become a Schmader.

by AkinaLove September 14, 2017

schmo

a nongenger term for a bro; where bro is schmo and schmo can be a girl bro or guy bro.

schmos really out here

by tbdrosa October 11, 2017

Schmo

The bubbly personality that works at spring hill

Schmo works at Spring Hill

by Lenny789 November 27, 2017

Schmidt

In French, a name for the Police

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts

by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017

schmoblepep

When an adorable small rock is placed in a flower.

"It's not often we get to see schmoblepep"

by Thebus.gov of school now June 11, 2018

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018