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schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

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I have about schmeven cans of beer in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on MySpace
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version
I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

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I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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Schmeeple

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.
by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025
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schmerg

How you refer to a Stupid loser who values himself and thinks everyone likes him
Hello everyone good morning!!!

Shut up you fucking schmerg
by prettyboy2008 November 26, 2025
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pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.
Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.
by jarulf December 15, 2011
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schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.
Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!
by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017
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