depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.

Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.

by angela larochelle October 12, 2017

Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

by lilkoii May 9, 2018

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.

Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...

by joebobjoebobjoe November 26, 2011

roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through

after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression

by apple1029384756 February 10, 2018

Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.

"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"

by Eotyrannus May 7, 2019

Temporary Depression

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together

Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice

by HWAHman October 1, 2019