rent bear

Rent bear, the smaller, weaker member of the bear community. Easily corralled, and often sexually abused by the larger more masculine bears.

The term can also be used to depict human detritus, for example, "That Matt Jones, he's a right rent bear." - this example is even more poignant, as the subject in question looks like a shit bear.

by bearfanatic September 9, 2014

Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.

God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.

by enfant terrible October 3, 2023

Rent Boy Summer

When a group of young, hot guys form a band and spend the summer playing shows, going to parties, having a great time... not to be confused with an actual Rentboy.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you excited for summer this year?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, I bet it's gonna be a real Rent Boy Summer! I can't wait!"

by axesweeper May 13, 2021

Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard

Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.

by General Cream January 11, 2012

rented 4banger

we have no idea what it means
stream mods think its a swear word

i just got myself a rented 4banger
what its tornado season in december?

by MartianSupremacist December 9, 2023

rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue

john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff

by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023

Rent Free

"Cg always get mentioned by MDM and RDM while CG just vibe"

CG really are rent free in Mandown’s head.

by RIPMDMBozo May 22, 2022