infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"

by Bryan B June 9, 2005

Half-plus-seven Rule

A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.

Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.

Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...

by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009

plush

American vintage, Golden Era, overstuffed, velvet upholstered furniture

Her house is all plush in every room

by $ally August 4, 2007

plus one

At public parties and nightclubs, the guest of a person who is on the guest list, and who normally pays a discounted entry fee. Also, the state of having such a person.

"You are on g list plus one. Do not mention this to anyone."

"You can be my plus one."

by Wrench January 8, 2009

Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.

by Americant October 15, 2008

plumbus

an obscene object from the Adult Swim series, "Rick and Morty". Shown in episode 2x8, it is a pink, round item with the shape of a penis pointing down from the front of the object.

"Today on How They Do It, Plumbuses, Everyone owns a plumbus in their home."

by MOREDAYS1 April 26, 2016

plubis

Anal Virginty; Not having your anus virginty no more. No more rectum.

Danny lost his plubis last night.

by [e-mail] October 3, 2007