The Golden Package

A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

by Anonymous81 February 11, 2009

Chocolate Care Package

Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance

I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating

by SDC915 July 29, 2009

Hewlett Packard

Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.

HP Invent
HP pwnes Dell

by Alex Maftei December 17, 2004

Picaninny

A little black girl, who sports tight pig tails in every direction, clasped by a rainbow assortment of plastic barrettes. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Shooo gir, move yo picaninny head! I'm tryna watch Oprah!

by DuckPlease July 12, 2010

package

AIDS - derived from prison slang: the complete package.

He managed to buy the package while in jail.

by sevenhn February 24, 2006

packard bell

They made computers`

"My first computer was a Packard Bell, it sucked."

by onomono July 19, 2003

Picasso

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

by Monick September 27, 2006