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I'm p.h.a.t. for God
by Johnny D! February 23, 2004
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patunia

a peice of old tuna that smels like fuck
omgg i just had the best patunia ever
by happyhippodick July 28, 2007
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Phat

/Fat/ (Adjective) 1.) To describe extreme sarcasm. 2.) Attempts at amusement. Facetiousness.
"Charles was being too phat around his teachers, and was sent to the principals office daily."
by Sirisness March 9, 2007
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Dr. Phalus

The most wonderful doctor in the world! He goes around smacking people in the head with fake penis' while shouting, "now get your lazys ass up and do somthing with your life!" He
does not really exist.
Dr. Phalus: Do you have a job?
Person: NO
Dr. Phalus: *takes out fake penis* SMACK!
Person: You dont exist
Dr. Phalus: I know
by MR.ROB December 24, 2006
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phat

Girl 1: Wow check out that phat guy over there.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's phat alright.
by dazza___stephiee_x_X May 6, 2009
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PHAT

Dylin: Damn! Kattie is PHAT! (pronounced as 'fat')

Marc: nah bro, she is thick
Dylan: thats what im sayin, PRETTY HOT AND THICK!
Marc: oh i got u!
by LlamaMama902 January 19, 2015
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phat

phat is a play on the word fat. however, given the etymology of the word, we see a broader (phatter) meaning of the word. the ph is derived from the pH scale, which, contrary to dumbass belief, goes from 0 to 14. Now, since 0 comes first, it's where you start--it's the bottom. So, it goes in the denominator. Thus, you have (14/0)= ∞. Infinity represents how phat the ass is--infinity big. Also, the ass looks like a ∞ sign. Need i say more?
The ass was so phat I was instantly reminded of my chemistry homework, Fucc you Patty.
by ihatezucchini October 22, 2018
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