Perm

when a male both pisses and ejaculates at the same time

Honey, do you want me to perm your hair.

by dogcatfish678 January 18, 2009

Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.

Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.

by UberBad June 11, 2006

Perma-grin

That tight, pained smile resulting from a budget face lift. Usually apparent on past-their-prime female celebs, ie. Joan Rivers

Who has a bigger perma-grin Mary Tyler Moore or Carol Burnett?

by Dan Voit April 17, 2003

periphs

A game involving two or more people playing catch with an object. The players must throw and catch the object using only their peripheral vision. Meaning they must stare directly at a certain spot, preferably the opponents eyes while trying to catch the object. Dropping the object is a point for the other player while catching the object continues the game.

Hey bro, grab that ball and lets bust out a game of periphs.

by Dan Keats Master Game Inventor August 5, 2008

perma-smirk

the person who just can't stop smirking for the life of them. AKA a smirk-face.

that waitress was nice enough but she had some serious perma-smirk.

by Smiles for Life September 2, 2009

periphrials

External devices connected to a computer, typically by means of a USB or serial port.

eg, mice, keyboards, printers, etc

Press F2 to scan for new hardware periphrials.

by ScaffoldTime July 5, 2010

Perm-a-frown

(Noun) The ever-present downward movement of the muscles around the mouth into an unpleasant looking frown. This will usually makes someone's face permanently unhappy looking and uncomfortable to be around. Normally, someone with a perm-a-frown finds it difficult to smile like a normal person, because they do not have the muscular strength to do so. If they do manage to smile, it looks unusually strange. Causes early wrinkling and sagging of the face and neck muscles and skin.

That bitch has the worst perm-a-frown I have ever seen.

by lil'f March 18, 2011