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periphs
(n) stems from "periphrial vision"
short term only to be used after you've noticed something ridiculous in your periphs
short term only to be used after you've noticed something ridiculous in your periphs
periphs by slanglastsforever March 16, 2009
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periphs
A game involving two or more people playing catch with an object. The players must throw and catch the object using only their peripheral vision. Meaning they must stare directly at a certain spot, preferably the opponents eyes while trying to catch the object. Dropping the object is a point for the other player while catching the object continues the game.
periphs by Dan Keats Master Game Inventor August 5, 2008
Periphery
A orgasmically technical and fresh progressive metal band from Bethesda, Maryland. Founded by Misha "Bulb" Mansoor, the band has by far one of the best drummers in the metal scene today, as well as a vocalist with a range so fucking high it cracks windows, chunky and djenty 7 string guitar riffs that seem to take influence from meshuggah, and induce neck breaking headbanging.
Prog metal fan OMFG did you hear Periphery last night at the Ottobar last night?! They were fucking amazing.
Other fan Just do NOT play Buttersnips with 8,000 watts. PLZ
Other fan Just do NOT play Buttersnips with 8,000 watts. PLZ
Periphery by Sprakaengrish February 24, 2011
peripheral dick
When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
peripheral dick by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018
Peripheralling
Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."
Peripheralling by Blandish December 19, 2012
Peripheral Wipe
A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
Peripheral Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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