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(n) stems from "periphrial vision"

short term only to be used after you've noticed something ridiculous in your periphs
person: Wow, I just saw her pick her nose in my periphs!
periphs by slanglastsforever March 16, 2009
A game involving two or more people playing catch with an object. The players must throw and catch the object using only their peripheral vision. Meaning they must stare directly at a certain spot, preferably the opponents eyes while trying to catch the object. Dropping the object is a point for the other player while catching the object continues the game.
Hey bro, grab that ball and lets bust out a game of periphs.

Periphery 

A orgasmically technical and fresh progressive metal band from Bethesda, Maryland. Founded by Misha "Bulb" Mansoor, the band has by far one of the best drummers in the metal scene today, as well as a vocalist with a range so fucking high it cracks windows, chunky and djenty 7 string guitar riffs that seem to take influence from meshuggah, and induce neck breaking headbanging.
Prog metal fan OMFG did you hear Periphery last night at the Ottobar last night?! They were fucking amazing.

Other fan Just do NOT play Buttersnips with 8,000 watts. PLZ
Periphery by Sprakaengrish February 24, 2011

peripheral dick 

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

Peripheralling 

Verb: to use peripheral vision to look at someone or something.
Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."
Peripheralling by Blandish December 19, 2012

Peripheral Wipe 

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
Peripheral Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016