Panda Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of three drinks taken one after the other. It is an addon to the traditional Bear Fight which is an Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. In a Panda Bear Fight you follow the Bear Fight with a Sake Bomb.

We were at the bar and wanted to start the night off right. A fellow drunkard recommended a Panda Bear Fight. It was like a polar bear, a black bear, and a panda bear fighting all the way down. It was epic!

by Sir Stampalot June 28, 2011

Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.

Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.

by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005

Glam Rock Panda

The Glam Rock Panda is a rare breed of the Chinese marsupial, dwelling in the alleyways of China's harems and bar streets. They are normally six feet tall, covered from head to toe in neon green dyed fur, and wear what drunken onlookers have described as "shitloads of makeup". They are, without a doubt, the ninth wonder of the world, and should be given utmost respect and appreciation. The mating call sounds very similar to that of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

"You skank, you so tried to copy the Glam Rock Panda to steal mah man! FUCK YOU, HOE!" *throws drink in face*

by Kat November 19, 2004

giant panda attack

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

by David Lev April 22, 2006

Payday

When something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.

That shit's payday son!

by xhashmeerx January 18, 2009

dirty panda

When you poo on a girl and smudge it around her eyes. You then put your penis in her mouth to simulate the bamboo

The girl looked like a panda after the dirty panda

by Steven Pandastuh July 26, 2007

Padawan Nigger

An otherwise intelligent person of any race who is on the path to becoming a mindless slave to popular culture. This person was once able to think for himself but is slowly conforming to the values of mainstream society. Seeing how niggers are respected by others, especially women, who are solely concerned with superficialities, such as whether he is wearing the freshest Tims or how over-sized and gaudy his jewelry is, he is beginning to dress and act ridiculously. He may still be doing well in school, but as he moves forward with his training, he will ultimately become an easily manipulated automaton who will eagerly do anything to please his master, Popular Opinion. When fully trained, a Padawan Nigger can serve as a prime contributor to the downfall of any free society.

My brother is a Padawan Nigger. His training has progressed from when he wore normal-sized clothing and laughed at people who cared about their shoes to now, when he wears hoodies with stacks of $100 bills on them, smokes weed, and listens mostly to rap music. He is slowly turning to the "dark" side. Soon his grades will start to slide, he'll drop out of school, and he will finally be a true master of the nigger arts by spending his welfare check on marijuana and 22 inch rims.

by Master Bovice-Wan Kenobi May 4, 2008