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Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.
by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023
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Krap Nuclear

N. A person who plays FPS and who is adept at catching enemy ammunition.... in the face.

V. Krap Nucleared: Dying in a FPS multiplayer match in an entertaining way.
As a Noun:
Bob: "Wow, you sure are a regular Krap Nuclear, Tom!"
Tom: "Gee, Thanks man."

As a Verb:
Bob: "Holy Shit! Did you see that guy get totally Krap Nucleared?"
Tom: "Dude!, It was like a bad LSD trip!"
by TexasSandman13 March 1, 2009
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shit-nute

The slang word for a southeast kansas town named chanute. Without alcohol, the town has no pleasant or time-consuming activities to take part in.
Person A: Hey man, I'm going home for the weekend.
Person B: Where is that?
Person A: I live in chanute.
Person B: Fuck man, you grew up in shit-nute, no wonder you can drink a lot.
Person A: Well Drinking is all there is to do.
by sillykumquat December 15, 2013
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Snudeicidal Nudle

To perform the Snudeicidal Nudle, you must ask a girl for nudes, and when they say no, you threaten to kill yourself unless she sends nudes.
Wow. How did he manage to get her nudes? He must have Snudeicidal Nudled.
by Harry Potter the Wizard October 25, 2017
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The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
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nuclear diahrea

Diahrea that creates a sort of diahrea vapour and condenses on your asscheek and up the toilet bowl, causing you to wipe your ass cheeks and clean the toilet.
It took me 20 minutes to clean off my ass from that nuclear diahrea
by Tombski August 10, 2005
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