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Beat it nerd

An effective way to tell someone to fuck off because they're talking too deep about a subject at an informal place and time. It's intended to get an over-reaction from the that person out of self-consciousness
Chad: "What you did is actually called cunnunlingus"

Ben: "Beat it nerd!
by Stein89 April 24, 2011
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Nerd

There are many definitions of "Nerd" by many people. Some see them as highly intellectual people, others see them as scrawny or obese people with bad acne and thick glasses.

Truth be told, truthfully they are neither. Though, all opinions are based on the outlook of the person giving them.

To me, nerds are generally the smarter people who have a large interest in one specific hobby or hobbies, and are quite knowledgeable of that hobby. The common stereotypes of a nerd's hobbies are computers, gaming, and things like Action Figure collection, D & D, and Warhammer.

Often enough, people believe nerds to be unsociable, unliked, and either rudely proud of their hobbies and/or their intelligence (thus creating jealousy) or shy.

In truth, nerds come in "all shapes and sizes". There are short nerds, tall nerds, skinny nerds, fat nerds, girl nerds, nerds with glasses, nerds with weird socks, and etc.

Also somewhat often, you can't even tell who’s by definition a nerd until you get to know them. Nerds can fit into life with their hobbies, or stick out in one way or another. Nerds can be socially inapt, but that’s because of the nature of their hobby.

Take Bill Gates for example. He is (or was) a nerd. He's smart, had a hobby which he particularly was knowledgeable and liked very much (Computers), and nowadays is very successful because of it. He is one of the richest men in the world, and grew up being one of the most frequently insulted stereotypes.

What I mean by that, is that often enough "nerd" is used as a direct insult to someone who’s either very smart or is knowledgeable about a particular hobby he likes. Very often people who are called a nerd are called that because the person who said it was jealous of them in some way.

Nerds often become the rich and successful, and your boss can easily be a nerd. Nerds created and evolved a lot of technology. Computers, cars, engines, TVs, stereos, and much more have had nerds involved.

Though nerds can also be overly-obsessive, and will not become rich and/or successful. Most that has been defined about is protecting nerds, though in reality there are many who can take it too far. Some can be consumed by their hobbies. A recent example is World of Warcraft nerds. Some play every now and then, but for some others they live in the World of Warcraft.

The generalization that nerds are ugly, unsocial, and have thick glasses can be totally true. Some do follow that generalization, but that is because of their nature. They might not care about what others see them as. Most nerds aren't like that. I'm a "nerd" and unless you followed me around for a few days you would have no idea. I'm social, I have friends, and I play sports. Nerds are people, like Jocks or Emos.

Some nerds should also be respected. Why? Well, the rich and successful ones should be. They either used their intelligence to get them rich and successful, or even turned their hobbies they loved into a career. Another reason they should be is because they aren't afraid to be themselves, for the most part. They aren't afraid that others will think they are a "nerd" or "loser" because they love their hobbies.

Nerd can also mean highly an intellectual person, of course. Those people who enjoy doing their homework and are in the pursuit of more knowledge can easily be classified as nerds.
Guy 1: Look at that nerd over there! His glasses are so thick I can't tell his eye colour!
Guy 2: I wouldn't say that if I were you, one day he'll probably be your boss or something.
Girl 1: Yea, my boss is a total nerd and makes a tonne of money!
by Pointyfern September 2, 2007
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Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.
Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"
by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010
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emo nerd

an emo nerd is some one who accepts their emo culture while being interested and achieving high standards to academics
she's emo, but she's is so smart , she takes hard level classes. she must be an emo nerd.
by EA2002 September 13, 2017
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Token Forum Nerd

The Token Forum Nerd (or the TFN) is found in most forums as the most active nerd that looks at all posts by normal users and will most likely respond to them regardless if it holds their interest or not. Usually their motivation for being the TFN is to get, or if they already have, to keep "the most posts" in that community. Another motive is to be well known in that community in order to maintain their e-ego.
blastmaster is the token forum nerd.. look at his 30,000 posts.. I can't believe that o.O
by NQS September 30, 2007
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Nerd

An 'individual', i.e. a person who does not conform to society's beliefs that all people should follow trends and do what their peers do. Often highly intelligent but socially rejected because of their obesssion with a given subject, usually computers. Unfortunately, nerds seem to have problems breeding, to the detriment of mankind as a whole.
"Nerds are clearly superior to us in every way.. Let's worship them as our Gods"
by IkeM September 27, 2003
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Nerd

A delicious candy made by Wonka. They are pretty much crystalized sugar in a color coating that people love to give out on halloween.
Dude, pass me a box of nerds man!
by Chuckie226 October 11, 2003
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