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mormonist

the very most mormon
ken is the mormonist guy ever
by rock paper ken July 17, 2004
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!
These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!
by TTM September 20, 2004
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mormon

A very missunderstood religion, i don't even fullly understand it. They are just trying to be the best person they pssibly can be.(no booze or dope involved...) They're generally very honest, wonderful people, not bible huggers or bangers. Those who go on missions have not been brain washed or hypmotized, they simply believe so strongly in something they are willing to give 2 years of their life to try and spread it to anyone who will listen. I'm not a mormon, but my best friend is and there isn't a better person in the world. They truly don't get enough credit and get bad-mouthed a lot, leave 'em alone and let them in, you might end up meeting someone more than worth it to you.
Mormon: *Knock Knock* "Hey, I'm Eric and I'd like to tell you about 'The Book Of Mormon'".
Door answerer: "Hey! oh, cool, come on in! coffee?"
by KayMarie March 7, 2005
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Moron

Darwin award winners and nominees, people who use the acronym "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL", anyone who says they are "leet" (also, 1337, l33t, etc.,)

And in some peoples opinions, John Kerry, Bill Clinton and George W.(Dubya) Bush.
by Moron May 13, 2005
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Morgron

Shipping name for the actresses Heather Morris and Dianna Agron from the TV series Glee.

As stated by Dianna in an AfterEllen interview: "The two blondes? I wouldn’t be opposed! I’d like to kiss Heather!"
That scene where Heather slapped Dianna's butt at the Glee Live Concert definitely gave me Morgron feelings.
by CheerioGirly August 28, 2011
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006
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memory moron

person who puts things other than memory in RAM slots inside a computer, or someone who doesnt put the memory in porperly
by scott April 10, 2005
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