coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

Meme Miner

One who searches for hours online for only the dankest memes

Term coined by Sarah Lane

Nick has always has the dankest memes he must be a meme miner

by Meme meister June 22, 2016

lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

by Websters true dictionary December 6, 2016

Noah Migneron

He is so cool that I died when I seen him (he brought me back to life) he's better than raden

"I wanna be like Noah Migneron"

"Me too, raden is stupid tho not a chad or alpha male"

by Whyareyoulookingatthisuser July 31, 2022

DADDY MINER

something crusher(21) daddy says when he talks about miner or mighty miner

and then we put daddy miner in the tower

oh boy i love minors especially the one i hold as captive in my basement

by nigga of 1800 May 21, 2023

Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010