Milk Napkin 

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.

Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.

Milk Napkin by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010

Milk Taco 

A guy creampies in a vagina and eats it afterwards.

Dude did you eat the Milk Taco after?

Milk Taco by Milk Taco February 18, 2015

milk wheeze 

a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".

Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."

milk wheeze by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

Milk Merchant 

A person, generally a person of color, that seems to be exclusively attracted to white people.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey?
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.

Milk Merchant by bobjoe123 November 24, 2021

milk run 

(n) A very easy task, usually used in the air force to define an easy mission

That quiz was a milk run; I didn't even need to study to pass it.

milk run by Graahh February 9, 2009

Milk The Mouse 

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

Milk The Mouse by baconismidog March 7, 2009

milk truck 

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

milk truck by MrKoi April 25, 2007