Skip to main content

Wal-mart Help 

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.
When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.
Wal-mart Help by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014
Wal-mart Help mug front
Get the Wal-mart Help mug.
See more merch

Wal*mart supermarket 

The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and

scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.

Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
Wal*mart supermarket by Weird person February 17, 2015
Related Words

Rippy Mart 

The southern slang term for a gas station.
"Let's stop at the rippy mart and grab a case of beer."
Rippy Mart by Tabbey21 April 18, 2018

Omega Mart 

The best supermarket there is!
Located in Las Vegas! Come and see all of the wonderful products! Like our tattoo chicken or lemons! Just make sure they aren’t Omega Mart lemons, only regular ones!

(Hours of lore included. Check out the other Meow Wolf locations too!)

Oh oh oh! Omega Mart! You have no idea what’s in store for yooouuuu!
Omega Mart is the best supermarket there is!
Omega Mart by Oh-Oh-Oh-OmegaMart October 12, 2022

wal mart 

an evil world wide retail empire that treats their employees like shit. its alot more subtle than the old factory when your boss would swear at you. most anything you buy there will fall apart sooner than later. or it is shit quality to begin with. what do you expect from young chinese women who work 70+ hours a week and are confined to a prison like dormitory in mainland china mega sweatshops.

i use to go to walmart cause i am an insomniac and to look at all the college pussy shopping and fucking around in the big box shit hole(wal mart). but for the past year of so my penis is stuck in the 6 oclock position. i lost my libido, probably due to a long period of stress and the result being depression. now i am an emotional invalid on ssi.
i bought the toshiba sattelite special xmas laptop for 400usd + a 50 dollar extra warranty. i noticed on the first day i tried it out, video was choppy or bad quality even though i have broadband shared with my landlord upstairs. it crashes alot. it can manage some 3d but it just crashes on most 3d programs. the keyboard is already falling apart. it freezes up alot. the graphics card is a mystery because they act like your too stupid to know that that is the most important part of a computer today. you can have all the ram up your ass, and all the hard drive and all the processing speed in the world, and a super fast connection, but if you have shit for a graphics card you got a circa 1990's machine(i.e. pc)as far as graphic and video are concerned. so i'm fucking told.
i think wal mart and toshiba got together and took the graphics card out and sold this last years model for 389 usd to screw the buyer and make profit on something worth less than what third world children get on that ugly green thing. although the crank dynamo is very smart:free electricity via human effort. in australia, or wherever, they have a pull chord like on dolls that talk or like an old lawnmower. this is an even more efficient way or producing human made electricity. just pull and the fly wheel just multiplies your effort many times.

reader: hasus christos you dumb fuck why didn't you bring it back if you knew it was shit in the firs couple days. i mean wal fart gives you 15 days you moron.

me: yeah, i know all that. like i said i am an emotional invalid and holidays were really fucking, like suicidal. i overused my klonopin(in the valium family of drugs) and my fucking idiot doctor(i.e.psychiatrist) almost didn't write me a refill. benzo withdrawal is worse than opiate detox. i was almost in a world of shit on top of the world of shit i am already in.

so now its a month and a half later and i guess sooner or later i'll call their warranty guy who they say are contracted out and come to your house. ahhh thats nice and convenient for me, but chances are the kid probably knows shit about computers just like, me and is ordered by wal fart to say: can't be fixed.
wal mart by emotional_invalid January 26, 2009

Wal-Mart 

A very large company that started out small like most do by Sam Walton in Bentonville, Arkansas. It's the target of many attacks from hippies with nothing better to complain about. Wal-Mart sells the same products small stores, but for cheaper and you don't have to drive around town to find what you need to buy. I mean think about, would rather drive around all over the place to buy a few different or you can go to Wal-Mart and get everything in the same place. They move in to communites all over the country and provide jobs and other services to the community. If you like spending more money for the same products then shop somewhere else and stop crying about Wal-Mart.
Me: I'm going to stop by Wal-Mart today to buy a new game for only $40.

Some pussy democrat cryer: How can you shop there, they drive small companies out of business.

Me: Well, if small companies wouldn't sell their products at higher prices I'd shop at the small companies more often. But, they like to charge $55 for the same exact game. You must be retarded or something.
Wal-Mart by Bon Chez March 14, 2005
A crapper store that can't afford to sustain themselves, so they close up stores to save themselves from going into bankrupcy.
K mart by Penis January 29, 2003