markus shakotko

markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )

!. ) german

hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGIRLfreindDYLAN January 26, 2023

Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.

"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM

by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023

Katelyn Marks

Hello kitty meets Optimus Prime

it's a katelyn marks!!!

by Soulmate1 December 10, 2010

muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012

Coach Marks

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.

Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!

by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012

Dirty Markister

Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass

"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"

by ditymark October 23, 2012

Jesse Marks

Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.

You have yourself a real Jesse Marks if she starts dating you.

by brian fantana May 9, 2014