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Mario Karty

A party in which the main source of entertainment is Mario Kart for either the Wii or Nintendo 64.
Dude 1: Hey, you should come to my Mario Karty this weekend!
Dude 2: Sounds exciting!
Mario Karty by Bakame October 13, 2010

Mario's floating head 

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"
Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

mario party 

an amzing game for nintendo 64 that may make you loose friends.
i'm color blind so of course you scream out the wrong colors and now i lost mario party you fucking cunt. we over.
mario party by kait 0.0 October 13, 2006

mario test 

a test that can be conducted to determine if a girl is a whore or not. from the movie "a bronx tale"

steps are as proceeds:

1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.

2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.

3. ask the girl to go down on you.

4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.
Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs
mario test by cristoforo capone October 17, 2008

Mario Kart Effect 

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.
1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)
Mario Kart Effect by MKE September 27, 2013

Mario Party 

The reason you aren't friends with your buddies anymore..... Because you played this game. Good job.
In Mario Party, I yelled at my friend that if he took one more FUCKING star, i would kill him.

Friend: "I just took a star, looser."

Me: Fuck you. I hate this game and you.
Mario Party by DaSergalz January 20, 2016