nut mares

a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.

joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."

kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"

by spoondude March 7, 2011

Mangst

Man angst.

A post-modern condition, brought about by the lack of violence between men in civilised society.
Monkeys knew their place, and did not suffer.

Tony, the football captain, scored the winning goal, then scored with Tom’s girlfriend. Tom, looking on, came down with a severe case of the mangst.

by Jay to the R October 16, 2008

Magstadt

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010

magster

The epitome of being a low class skank synonymous with a nasty party slut.

Invite the football team to spend a night with a magster for raunchy sex-capades.

by Brenster December 10, 2006

Margaret

The name typically given to a granny. We all feel sorry for anyone under 65 called Margaret.

Wow! She's so old!!!! Yeah she's Margaret.

by X Big Daddy May 24, 2018

Margad

Oh... You thought your uncle was bad??? Think again because this brudda rite here will give your father a good finger up his luscious bum bum I advise that you only let him around if your relationship with your father is shambles!!!

Child: Daddy stop!
Dad: nah b
Margad: Wrong answer daddy ;)

by nipnip4000 August 6, 2019

Dark Marcsun

n. A sometimes-flatulent, occasionally narcissistic denizen of Dereth, known for his raucous drinking binges with Ulgrim and known for his high vita and more than occasional impotence.

"Did you see Dark Marcsun last night? He was three sheets to the wind and that sure isn't going to help the old erectile disfunction any!"

by Asheron's Call March 8, 2004