Watermelon

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"

by Herbie Mcfish April 29, 2009

Watermelon Sugar

A yeast infection of the vagina and tissues at the opening of the vagina. Usually caused by washing the pussy with soap and abrasive cleaners. The pussy then looks like a watermelon and the yeast produces a sweet watery substance. The sweet substance can be addicting, which is why guys get "high" after going down.

"Hey babe, I can taste that watermelon sugar, I think you need to see a doctor."
"Doctor! I think I have watermelon sugar."
"I have prescribed some antibiotics to treat your watermelon sugar".

by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

Watermelondrea

A ghetto-ass nickname for anyone named "Leah". Should be used AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

"Oh hey, look it's Leah"
"...NO, that's WATERMELONDREA you re-tard"

by Zhel January 24, 2010

Watermelon Girl

A girl with boobs like watermelons,or that are really big.

dude: hey did you see, Caren
me: Yeah she is a real watermelon girl isnt she?

by BlahBlahBlahBlooooo October 19, 2010

watermelon

A communist who try's to underhandedly impose/insert their communist ideology by wrapping it up in environmentalism.

Greta Thunberg is a watermelon. The founder of Extinction Rebellion is a water melon.

by Trothunter June 20, 2020

Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010

Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.

"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."

by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011