Kitted

When you are well equipped/have acquired lots of equipment. Modern adaptions to the word have developed in urban areas where ‘kitty’ is often used in place or alongside kitted. Kitty tends to be used in a more informal environment.

Person A
“All I need is a vertical foreskin and then my Scarl will be fully equipped”

Person B
“I have a spare vertical foreskin I will drop for you”

Person A
“Sweet thanks. Kittyyy”

Person B
“Wow your kitted”

Person C

“Kittyyyyyyy”

by Jamie Freakston June 5, 2018

Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.

"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.

Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.

by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003

kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.

Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.

by Alexand June 23, 2006