James Buchanan

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.

(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 4, 2010

James Franco

The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'

James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.

by Lois J Lane February 24, 2011

James Bondage

To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay.

Some fiend on Counter Strike:Source that joins servers and pwns noobs and disappears just as quickly as he came in.

A "James Bondage" person gets a girl a few drinks, thus lowering her whole side of judgement and seducing her into a state of relaxation while ending up raping her to a full bondage limit.

by EliteAss August 30, 2006

Rick James

He's a Habitual Line Stepper. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. One of the best singers and one of the best lookin' motherfucker you've ever seen. You better hold his drink bitch! He's Rick James Bitch! Enjoy yourself!

Whose one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time and one of the best singers and one of the best lookin motherfuckers you've ever seen?

RICK JAMES!

That's right hold my drink bitch!

by psychedellicereal March 13, 2009

James Woods

One of the most underrated, underappreciated actors in the history of American cinema, as proven by the fact that he has but this one defenition. A remarkable performer with an extraordinarily diverse range in acting talent.

What a compelling performance! You just pulled a James Woods...

by Reina2987 December 13, 2004

LeBrown James

Where your sex partner shits on your hands, then you clap your hands together and throw the shit in the air. Like LeBron James does with baby powder.

Person A: Dude, what the hell is all over your bed?
Person B: Me and my girl last night were doing role-playing, and i did a LeBrown James.

by uneducatednigha September 26, 2010

Jesse James

Jesse Woodson James. A famous outlaw in the American West in the 1800's. Him and his brother Frank James served as guerrillas in the American Civil War. After the war, Jesse along with his brother, formed a gang of outlaws. The James-Younger gang. They went on a 15 year crime spree in 1866, robbing numerous banks and trains and committing murders, until Jesse James was shot and killed in 1882 by Bob Ford, a member of his gang. Ford collected a $10,000 reward for the betrayal. Jesse's brother, Frank James later turned himself in. Jesse James is also a distant ancestor of the 21st century mechanic Jesse James, who stars in a t.v. show called "Monster Garage".

"And all of sudden hes like Jesse James
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"

by lyricalqueen19 July 8, 2007