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The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'
James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.
by Lois J Lane February 6, 2011
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