can be very sweet but also has a dark side, she'll keep your secrets only for a while, unless you're super close to her and know some of her own secrets. Not the greatest to share your problems with. She has many hobbies, such as sexual attempts. Although she can be self centered, she great to share a laugh with. She's also a follower, as soon as somebody does something before her, she feels the need to do it too.
by hoeprah June 25, 2015
by hayitsisy February 18, 2016
A super fantastic individual who is knowm to be the suga dadday of Carlos, who's entire surface area is not nearly half the size of her industrial schlong.
by The Interrupter! September 03, 2008
The cute girl who doesn't remember who you are at the start but ends up being the mother to your wine child. incredibly awesome, funny lovely and rad as fck. gets chunddered off a pint. (jade) is the type of 'babe' you wish you were with all the time.
by __B-RAD__ August 07, 2011
more to love, chunky, jade
by JDMI December 24, 2009
Jade is a girl who like to suck dingalings and like to play with their vagina and desperate for anyone she could find.
by Stanky booty boy October 01, 2011
a bad ass girl whos down to fuck anytime anywhere if you give her candy corn first. a really good friend that doesnt always make sense but always wants the best for you. super hot and kinda sensitive but will rock your ass at any sport.
guy1: BRO my girlfriend just beat the shit out of my dick! all i had to do is give her candy corn!
guy2: what a jade your girlfrind is!
guy2: what a jade your girlfrind is!
by pinkkitty3 January 08, 2019