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iPhone slave

a person who uses an iphone.
A: Hey buddy, heard you got a new cell phone, what is it?

B: yea, check this out

A: Not i phone again, your such an iPhone slave
by Bobkenny October 12, 2009
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iPhone effect

It's the feeling you get when you buy an iPhone and you suddenly feel as though you are the coolest person on the planet because you have a PHONE with an "i" in front of it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to every iDouche especially if it's their first iDevice. Typically the iDouche grows up and out of the phase. Sometimes not...
Normal person: I'm gonna get the Kobe burger with fries and slaw and a Root Beer. What're you gonna get?
iDouche: Dude, I love my phone. I got a shitload of new "apps." You know they call it an app because it's made by "Apple." I got this one...
NP (interrupting): You dumbfuck, it's an app because it's an "APPlication." Anyway, who gives a shit? It's a phone. The waiter is waiting for your order.
iD: Dude, you don't understand. It's an iPhone. It's so much more than a phone. It can...
NP (interrupting again because the iDouche won't shut the fuck up about his piece of shit phone): Shut the fuck up. You're just suffering from the iPhone effect. Now order so we can eat.
by Michael S Stevens January 27, 2010
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iPhone claw

Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"

Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."

Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."
by Jay5273 May 17, 2011
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iPhone killer

1. A new cellular phone that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPhone empire.

2. A cellular phone that is cheaper, has more features, superior software, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPhone.
That Googlephone that's coming out is gonna be an iPhone killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has a removable battery, better interface, and it doesn't cost $500!
by JAllhands August 4, 2007
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iPhone Insurance

Insurance for this phone DOES exist
Especially for 1st Generation iPhones

Especially for iPhones located in Charlotte

Don't pay attention to what google or at&t says....URBAN DICTIONARY is telling you (yes you...PRESTON NORALES) that insurance for the first generation iPhone does actually exist annnnd if YOU don't have it..you're stupid.
I have insurance on my iPhone, you?


Hey sally...got iPhone insurance?
by chubacka gonzales thorton March 4, 2009
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Iphone Anxiety

Pretty much the constant, overwhelming fear of dropping your iphone and cracking the screen. Pretty much takes over your entire life when your phone is at risk of dropping out of your hand and falling to its death! You have to think about where you set it, how you set it there, why you set it there! I cant even imagine how it is for people without a warranty on their phone.
Linus: Sup man just got my new iphone.

Brian: Badass bro! having alot of Iphone Anxiety yet?

Linus: All the time man.
by negronos February 19, 2012
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iPhone 5S

A version of the iPhone, released in 2013, that added mainly Touch ID among other things such as slight thinning and a better camera.
Seriously? Now I have to touch the home button to open my iPhone, on my new iPhone 5S? That makes it easier to crack the passcode!
by The Real Budder October 9, 2015
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