Inevitable Internet Entropy Theory

The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.

To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.

by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015

Spectrum Internet

You want to never access the internet again? You want to get an F on your essay because your internet’s down? Look no further, it’s fucking Spectrum Internet.

We at spectrum fucking dare you to try to connect to the internet. We bet our fucking business you won’t. Spectrum internet is the fucking worst, prove us wrong.

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018

Double-intercourse

While having vaginal sex with a woman you either

A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity

B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity

Shit dude, me and sally accidentally had a double-intercourse last night

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

Purpose (Interlude)

Slang for when things are moving normal and life is moving in the right direction

Person 1: "yo, the purpose (interlude) is that you can't take money yo the grave g"
Person 2: "obviously, that's nooooormal"

by phitboi123 July 2, 2019

algerian internet

Its like a turtle but slower and pain in the ass to use it

an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story

by the falafel man January 9, 2021

interactivodular

One of the features of a bananaphone, as described my musical mastermind Raffi.

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
Beats the rest
Cellular modular
Interactivodular - Bananaphone

by ItchyTheSamurai March 23, 2005

internet historian

a fine historian of notable events on the internet or relating to internet culture. the events may or may not relate to actual events that happened in relation to the event online.

"have you listened to todd talk about the fall of dashcon?"
"yeah, that guy is a total internet historian"

by Mr.DoctorSir December 4, 2017