Oliver Husband

will be a sperm donor, cant row at all and defiantly cant talk properly. e.g" yogurt , pasta... etc

oliver husband: watches calcification in maths and dexter

has captured the most secret "peggle" levels. (56gb)

is the most stingy organism on earth!

by Robert Templett April 17, 2011

bar husband

the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.

i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband

by muzzdarts August 2, 2012

lucios_husband

My very hot mutral 😍

lucios_husband is my favorite mutral.

by tedsters July 13, 2021

national husband day

Do what ever your husband wants and be nice to him

Wife: Hi husband I love you

Husband: Hey why you being nice

Wife: because its national husband day

by Diera the 8th August 1, 2021

corpse husband

baddest bitch alive

corpse husband is so cool
ikr

by digiiiital July 18, 2022

SPENCY(Angel dusts husband)

Angel dusts husband.

SPENCY(Angel dusts husband) is getting married

by Olliesalivessssss April 15, 2022

National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day

Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.

by Amogus_Ampostor June 27, 2022