Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"

You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"

by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009

HESTER

A Hester is fucking Beautiful and has the best personality. She is super intelligent and is going to be a very successful woman in everything she does. A Hester has also got a naughty side. She has the best vagina in the word, it will make any guy cum in under 5 min. A hester is just the best person in the world. A Hester should always date a Calvin

Oh my word did you see that HESTER today. She is so hot

by Jack andy December 2, 2018

Mad Hatter

Someone with great skills in a craft in which they specify. Many times used as a sports team name because of the definition. The image of the mad hatter team symbol usually shows a large, angry, and muscular man resembling 'Uncle Sam' the mascot of America.

The Mad Hatters defeated the Knights because of their honed skills and prowess upon the field.
When he is in a conversation he is a Mad Hatter, his words are so finely selected and so high class everyone who hears him feels his influence.

by The-MaD-HaTTeR April 4, 2009

burnin heaters

smoking multiple cigarettes

Bob:How was the ratio at the party last night?
Randy: Are you flipping kidding me? It was a flipping sausagefest, i just sat outside burnin heaters.

by Rudy- two shoes May 13, 2005

Heatery

A physically attractive person.

Your mom is a total heatery.

by megook March 12, 2008

HETERALITY

ONE'S LEVEL OF HETEROSEXUALITY.

That guy's heterality is severely lacking, he's driving a Miata

by Bobzirra May 6, 2009

hetero babymakers

A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)

Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.

Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.

by lapez May 27, 2013