Guala

Stupidest word ever... just say guap... doinks

Guala and guap mean the same thing

by anonymous May 22, 2022

slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"

This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)

by touch my dick button February 19, 2010

Guacamole

A nickname for Mexican workers in the US. (Landscapers, painters, etc.)

I just saw 10 guacamoles in that van.

by Stevesmojo November 19, 2004

guacamole

The process of ripping off someones mole and chopping it up into tiny peaces while screaming, MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!

The bloody mole! where not supposed to talk about the bloody mole but everytime i look theres the bloody mole winking me in the eye!!!!

by BalisticBob June 30, 2004

La Rosa de Guadalupe

A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is

Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb

by CamiloCamote May 5, 2019

guala (the)

The imaginary creater of blag, comes from within, although can be found hiding in an outdoor location, however, it will never be seen.

'shit whats that blag noise?'
'its the guala'

'i swear i left my weed here'
'the guala's robbed it mate...gutted'

by Kevage November 13, 2004

invocar a Guajardo

To vomit in Chilean slang (vulgar).

Literally, summon Guajardo, Guajardo is a name that when spoken sounds like the initial noise one emits when vomiting.

En la manana tuve que invocar a Guajardo (in the morning I had to vomit).

by vergarecta January 16, 2010