Double Grape

1) Verb: When one enjoys both grapes and wine in the same meal, thereby doubling his grape intake.

2) Verb: When a man inserts both his testicles in a woman's vagina, much to her delight.

I certainly did double grape during last night's meal, I am feeling quite full of antioxidants.

I certainly did double grape that woman last night. I am quite certain she is still thinking about my testicles inside her vagina.

by Wouldyoulikesomegrapesandwine? December 6, 2011

knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.

Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps

by Johnpricey October 18, 2017

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Romulan Grapefruit

Having sex while watching Star Trek and you Vulcan Neck Pinch the other person's boob.

I gave her the good ol Romulan Grapefruit last night and both their tits went to sleep.

by Bagofhotdogwater May 5, 2019

international grape day

September 17, international grape day. eat as many grapes as you can👍

Dude, let’s go buy some grapes. It’s international Grape day!

by wenimetchainthesumma September 11, 2022

Thirty Dollar Grapefruit

An egregious overcharging perpetrated on a captive audience

The high price of life-critical drugs in developing countries is a thirty dollar grapefruit of the highest order.

by Mr. Grapefruit March 2, 2009

Fraud of the Gaps

Wherever there is a hole in a conspiracy is further proof of said conspiracy.

When I told him the post office worker retracted their claim of fraud he said it's obvious they threatened him.

Sounds like the fraud of the gaps.

by reverendwaynard November 11, 2020