off the goose

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

by 818819 June 12, 2016

goose cunt

thick person, person(s),

You are a goose cunt
What a goose cunt

by Pussycat44 September 23, 2016

Goose bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

by the nigger goose February 3, 2012

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012