Pee-Goggles 

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.

Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!

Pee-Goggles by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010

terrorist goggles 

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth

the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles

terrorist goggles by masterbrad August 15, 2010

Mountain Goggles 

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.

After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.

Mountain Goggles by Lo Hong December 23, 2010

Pepperoni Goggles 

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

Pepperoni Goggles by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

Masterbation Goggles 

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

Masterbation Goggles by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

brown goggles 

When a male places his genitals on a another parter's eye sockets. Thus brown goggles

Jane received brown goggles from Timmy

brown goggles by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017

french goggles 

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

french goggles by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018