Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."
by rymoaz April 13, 2010
Get the Fema-shave mug.The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010
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Fecal Dick was is a NJ-based satirical punk/hardcore/experimental band that formed in 2009, featuring screeching, brash female vocals and whammy-excessive electric guitar. Fecal Dick is notorious for its references to widely-known commercials and viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy, Disney eggs, the Double-Pits to Chesty Axe commercial, the Taco Bell Diet, the "Garbage Day" video, and Mountain Dew. A few of their songs include "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", and "Turd Surfin' USA"
by shitstain4 April 16, 2010
Get the Fecal Dick mug.proper noun, 1. a place free of rent where you can plug your flat screen up in your bedroom and see it in your kitchen.
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama
2. an invitiation to somewhere to have some of the rauchies sex of your life
3. the truth that all people in Mississippi due now, in fact, live in trailers and run around barefoot
4. the best new work in a pick up phrase in mississippi, louisiana, and alabama
1. Dude, you livin' hoodrich in the FEMA trailer; can I play you XBox 360 on you flat screen while you pour me a glass of Cristal?
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.
2. Your FEMA trailer or mine? Nuff said.
3. Where you live at now? In the FEMA trailer park where Red Lobster, Holiday Inn, and Olive Garden used to be.
by neens May 15, 2006
Get the FEMA Trailer mug.As Shingo buried his face into the toilet, after he had just pitched a loaf, his friend called him a fecaphile for loving his Hersheys dragon.
by Shingo Dobkin December 13, 2006
Get the fecaphile mug.this webmaster is a fecalpheliac.
by JED ANDERSON January 15, 2004
Get the Fecalphelia mug.1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007
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