Dylan

If u ask someone what their name is and they say Dylan, run. Toxic, not trustworthy and will probably make fun of you for the dumbest shit. Homophobic and racist. Loves to say slurs, literally just a big living red flag.

"I met a guy, he's called Dylan."
"Girl- run."

by your_mum_ December 6, 2021

Dylan

a frat star.

I am a frat star. I am Dylan.

by t h A D October 21, 2018

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008

Dylan

fat, unattractive and forever alone.

ewww look at that guy..
i bet his name is dylan.

by me-mwuhahahahaaa January 11, 2012